ok so lets do this the tiktok way
if u rnt interested or into PJO or HOO or any of these u can scroll down
or up
whatever
just dont watch this
k
WARNING LONG BORING PARAGRAPHS AND SPOILERS (if u can consider these spoilers idk)
so i almost finished the lost hero literally just a few pages left and
I MEAN WHAAAAAAATTTTT
HERA U GOOD FOR NOTHING SELFISH LITTLE SUPER POWERFUL NUCLEAR BITCH SRY BUT U DESERVE THAT
LIKE HOW DARE U NOT GIVE JASON'S MEMORIES BACK
U TOO CHIRON
LIKE WHO FREAKING CARES U SWORE ON THE RIVER STIX WE READERS R DYING RIGHT NOW LIKE JASON DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHERE HES BEEN FOR 13 YEARS OF HIS LIFE LIKE WHAT
WHY SWEAR ON THE RIVER STIX ANYWAY
LIKE WHY IS IT THAT IMPORTANT OR POWERFUL
PERCY FREAKING BATHED IN IT LIKE IT WAS A FREAKING SPA
and ur telling me its supposed to disintegrate u
SAVE THE STUPID BULLSHIT TALK
I WANT JASON AND THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW WHAT HES BEEN UP TO HIS WHOLE DAMN LIFE LIKE R U KIDDING ME HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS FREAKING NAME AT THE BEGINNING
HE HAD TO PUT UP WITH A FREAKING WOLF TALKING IN HIS DREAMS TO UNDERSTAND SMTH
u cant be serious right now
no
ur telling me JASON STILL DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING
THAT BACKSTABBER OF A QUEEN OF OLYMPUS NOT ONLY U EXPLODE INTO NUCLEAR POWER IN FRONT OF JASON ALMOST KILLING HIM
BUT EVEN WHEN HE WAKES UP (to ur disappointment, dont kid me hera we all know u were offended by a mere mortal standing ur supreme power)
U DONT TELL HIM HIS PAST
U PROMISED HIM
U
U LITERALLY NUDGED HIM TO BREAK U OUT OF UR STUPID CAGE AND THEN U WOULD TELL HIM EVERYTHING
THEY SHOULD'VE LEFT U THERE
LET U DIE MISERABLY IN THE OLD ROOTS OF UR STUPID GRANDMOTHER
AND ZEUS
SRSLY
DUDE UR KIDDING ME
SO NOW ITS PERCY'S FAULT BEING MORTAL IS BETTER THAN BEING IMMORTAL HUH SO THAT SON OF UR BROTHER RUINED EVERYTHING FOR U HUH GODS ARENT IMPORTANT NOW HUH
THE GOD OF THE SKY HAS ALWAYS GIVEN ME A HEAD ACHE WITH ALL THESE CHILDREN OF HIS AND STUPID GRUDGES HES HOLDING ON THE MORTALS
U DISAPPOINT ME ZEUS
i wonder how thalia and jason r 2 awesome kids given the fact that ur their dad and their mom is
well
i never liked their mom
anyways when khione was the villain at the end i wasnt much surprised
lol
jason and leo be like after fighting khione:
"u still wanna take her to prom?"
"no freaking way man i aint going with that snow queen" *leo thinking about thalia again*
i cant remember if it was in the book or if i just invented it lol
AND PIPERRRRRR
WE GOT SOME TEA GOING ON HERE
like
i'll read this line for u from piper's POV:
"...But that was alright. Piper was patient, and she could see lots of possibilities..."
LIKE GIRRRLLLLL
she gonna make some smooth moves on jasonnnnn
jasonnnnn ma mannnnnnn
the lighting mannn
how does it feel to be able to make ur own toast from ur own electricity huhh
and do u know like that trend thats like "i like u have a cupcake"
...
i'll just say this:
Coach Hedge
i mean u gotta get that one
anyway its so hilarious when the 3 r like dramatically fighting the giant on the mountain, 99,9% probability to die, deep thoughts, they were gonna fail, it would be for nothing, but at least they would die a heroic death, they would die with their frien-
HEY CUPCAKE U WANNA HOOF I'LL GIVE U A HOOF
like XDDDD lmao
and just the bat
like
its just that one character in the story that makes u smile a lot more than u would without that character
THO LEO
OUR MAN
LLLLLEEEEEOOOOOO
like
i miss persassy but
leo does it all
DA SENSE OF HUMOR JUST
its just beautiful man
da commenting on the lost hero is done for todayyyyyy
make sure u like and sub everything u know the rest
BUT WAITTTTTTTT
i should review the books of HOO
:00000
or i'll just full up forum with boring posts
:/
good day to u too fellow demigod
sweet battle fights
- Aries Sophieeeeeeeee <333
YASSS
also can we all agree that hero is a psychotic demented insane little bitch?
AND KHIONE
LIKE BISH WTF
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
dw she's gonna get it >:)